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How can I stop this inferno of fire coming out my rear?

My butt has been volcanic tonight. I'm afraid to sit in the sofa for fear I'll set it on fire. Yikes! The dog is cowering in the corner. the kids are safe in dad's arms. I have four cans of Glade spray at my right hand. So if the inferno spews, I have frickin flowery fumes.

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 12:46 AM on Jul. 4, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • Imodium-AD should stop it.

    Pepto Bismal

    A few chuncks of cheese

    A few cups of milk


    Good luck.....you might even want to call your local Walgreens pharmacist or CVS and ask them if they can reccomend anything too.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:05 AM on Jul. 4, 2009

  • got any yogurt? That might help...
    VeronicaLee

    Answer by VeronicaLee at 12:49 AM on Jul. 4, 2009

  • Yogurt? Like the sugar free, plain kind? Or does it matter?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:54 AM on Jul. 4, 2009

  • what did you eat?!!! LOL
    vivianasmom

    Answer by vivianasmom at 1:24 AM on Jul. 4, 2009

  • rolling on floorSorry. But egads woman, what did you eat!?!? Try some immodium or tums...Poor doggy. Oh ya, try some desitin for the fire hole. I had to do testing(endoscopy camera up the ass thingy) and I felt like my asshole was on fire for two days! Had to wipe my ass with a snowcone!

    Starfire73

    Answer by Starfire73 at 1:51 AM on Jul. 4, 2009

  • Go straight to the ER, do not pass go. LOL
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:56 PM on Jul. 4, 2009