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What is the worst pick-up line you have ever heard?

 
MommyKKay

Asked by MommyKKay at 6:19 PM on Jul. 9, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • I had one very uncreative guy walk up to me and say "Damn girl. You got it going on tonight." To which I simply replied, "not with you." I heard his friends laughing at them as I kept on walking.
    ThrivingMom

    Answer by ThrivingMom at 7:02 PM on Jul. 9, 2009

  • One guy told me he wanted to thank my mom for making a girl as beautiful as me. That sounded so corny to me!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:23 PM on Jul. 9, 2009

  • After telling my name, which is Tess . . . the guy had the nerve to offer to guard me . . . after that movie Guarding Tess. (rolling my eyes)
    TessLouise

    Answer by TessLouise at 6:23 PM on Jul. 9, 2009

  • A guy once told me "wow are those space pants, cause your ass is out of this world", How chessy!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:34 PM on Jul. 9, 2009

  • 6:34pm
    Oh No he DID NOT!!! -- What a freaking dork!!!!!!!! lol

    Apparently I have perfected the "don't even bother" expression; cause I'm not usually subjected to these sorts of things; lol
    beachmamaof2

    Answer by beachmamaof2 at 6:39 PM on Jul. 9, 2009

  • I think ALL pick up lines are bad.
    jesse123456

    Answer by jesse123456 at 6:55 PM on Jul. 9, 2009

  • - imagine the speaker as drunk, smelling like he has been drinking all night in the same clothes, propped up in a doorway, stubbly faced, and slurring...

    "Sho... I'm ova here vishiting mah friend, shee? An' I shee you alla time, an' you ain't neah gotta man aroun... An' I don' geddit. You not a bad-lookin' woman... an' I alwaysh shee you wit your kids outshide an' all... sho I wuz wonnerin' if maybe you' like to go out shometime...."



    This was, of course, at 10 am on a Saturday morning.

    Needless to say, I was not impressed or amused and he did not get a date.
    geminilove

    Answer by geminilove at 7:09 PM on Jul. 9, 2009

  • geminilove

    ok; that's even funnier! lol

    I always wonder what the guys who yell or whistle out their car windows are thinking...do they expect you to stop and wait for them to come back? Should I be impressed you can holler out your window? 'Cause ummm; I'm not...lol
    beachmamaof2

    Answer by beachmamaof2 at 10:56 PM on Jul. 9, 2009

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