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Funny sayings/quotes

What's your favorite silly or weird saying/quote?

Mine is "You can't run with the big dogs if you pee like a puppy"

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Asked by sadira29 at 11:19 PM on Jul. 9, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • Taken from Steel Magnolia's "If you can't say anything nice about anyone.....come sit by me".

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 11:22 PM on Jul. 9, 2009

  • How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

    (When a man walks into a female conversation...) Do you have ovaries? Then this doesn't concern you.


    Answer by Cantstandya at 11:28 PM on Jul. 9, 2009

  • "Don't take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

    Answer by HisMommySince07 at 11:35 PM on Jul. 9, 2009

  • "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:36 PM on Jul. 9, 2009

  • "I plan on living forever.. so far, so good."

    Answer by Emuu at 11:42 PM on Jul. 9, 2009

  • I have two that everyone makes fun of me when I say them:

    "I am going to the MARKET"   People look at me like I am some NUT CASE, then they will say to me, "you mean the store?"

    "I have to go to the PLACE"      I say this when I have to go to the bathroom, that is what my mama taught me to say.


    Answer by burkemom at 11:55 PM on Jul. 9, 2009

  • My favorite line to use in the car on everyone is, "Hold on to your butts!" - a line from the Jurassic Park movie.

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 4:45 AM on Jul. 10, 2009

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