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Just for laughs

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT


My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to Raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant re plied, without missing a beat,

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 11:31 AM on Jul. 10, 2009 in Just for Fun

Answers (5)


  • "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:32 AM on Jul. 10, 2009



  • "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
    Tray-up, Bitch."





    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:33 AM on Jul. 10, 2009

  • Love it :)
    SecretSuzy

    Answer by SecretSuzy at 11:40 AM on Jul. 10, 2009

  • lol
    josiesmommy00

    Answer by josiesmommy00 at 11:47 AM on Jul. 10, 2009

  • lol, I heard this one before.. but I always loved it. lol.
    xxhazeldovexx

    Answer by xxhazeldovexx at 12:02 PM on Jul. 10, 2009

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