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Female vs. Male Prayer
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep. One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he’ll call, he won’t wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind. Knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end. And never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed. I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen


MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.

 
aubrees_mommie

Asked by aubrees_mommie at 1:53 PM on Jul. 10, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (8)
  • thats really funny both of them.
    sdeignan

    Answer by sdeignan at 2:31 PM on Jul. 10, 2009

  • AMEN!!!!!! PRAISE THE PRAYERS!!!!!!! OH I LOVE THIS!!!! sigh it's all about me and my guy exactly!!!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:56 PM on Jul. 10, 2009

  • LOL!!! The mans prayer made me laugh, haha. It's probably fairly true for most men, haha.
    StefanieN84

    Answer by StefanieN84 at 1:58 PM on Jul. 10, 2009

  • OMG LOL That was good!!
    VasquezFamily

    Answer by VasquezFamily at 1:59 PM on Jul. 10, 2009

  • lol it was good
    rubipresiosa1

    Answer by rubipresiosa1 at 2:01 PM on Jul. 10, 2009

  • OMG, how in the world did you manage to overhear my ex-DH & me??? LOL
    funnyface1204

    Answer by funnyface1204 at 2:06 PM on Jul. 10, 2009

  • LOL, I like the guy one
    NicholeAT

    Answer by NicholeAT at 2:07 PM on Jul. 10, 2009

  • That was "Awesome"

    Butterfly1108

    Answer by Butterfly1108 at 2:53 PM on Jul. 10, 2009