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How great is your hooker potential?

Seriously now, are you a natural-born strumpet? A floozy? A rising star on the path to Tramp Town?
Me, I'm a hooker. I recognize it within myself.

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Asked by JoyeAustin at 8:01 PM on Jul. 11, 2009 in Hobbies & Crafts

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  • I love the word strumpet.
    I agree, you are very hooker-ey indeed.

    Answer by aurorabunny at 8:02 PM on Jul. 11, 2009

  • hmmmm... i dont think i'd make a great hooker, but who knows!

    Answer by pookipoo at 8:05 PM on Jul. 11, 2009

  • I would make a terrible hooker. I hate having sex with complete strangers and the risk of getting a STD turns me off BIG TIME!


    Answer by soonmommyof3 at 8:09 PM on Jul. 11, 2009

  • i would not deal well with having a pimp lol

    Answer by princessbeth79 at 8:19 PM on Jul. 11, 2009

  • I've got the whorish potential, but I'd need a major wardrobe makeover first. I doubt my camo shorts and "Save Water, Drink Beer" shirt would be a big hit at any Poontang Palace.

    Answer by emubren at 8:21 PM on Jul. 11, 2009

  • Bren, just tie a knot in the back of the t-shirt. That will push the boobs to their maximum potential.

    My hooker potential is at it's peak. If I wait any longer, I'll jump right into madame status.

    Answer by ivansmom07 at 8:23 PM on Jul. 11, 2009

  • Angie is my pimp.

    Answer by JoyeAustin at 8:28 PM on Jul. 11, 2009

  • Can I be your pimp?


    Answer by logansmomma2007 at 8:28 PM on Jul. 11, 2009

  • I don't know, Lorel. A pregnant pimp? Looks bad.

    Answer by JoyeAustin at 8:30 PM on Jul. 11, 2009

  • I have no hooker potential, sadly. I'm more of the floozy type. Maybe on the way to Tramp Town... I don't mind showing it and I can give a lap dance to the ugliest of them but when it comes down to the dead, I have to want to. Sadly, alcohol doesn't make every man do-able for me. I'd be a broke hooker. : (

    Answer by SxdUpAngel at 8:31 PM on Jul. 11, 2009

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