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As a mom, what is the weirdest thing you've fond yourself saying?

I've fond myself saying things i never thought i'd say like 'the kitty litter is not a sand box' and 'cayrons do NOT go in our noses' and 'mommy doesn't want to eat the bug, let him go'. What's the weirdest thing you've found yourself saying?

 
SolaraDarkset

Asked by SolaraDarkset at 8:33 PM on Jul. 12, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • "Please do not try to feed Mommy's belly button. It really doesn't need that cracker."

    "Get out of the dryer."

    "Shoes are not food."

    "Stop putting cereal down your pants."

    "Peaches are not shampoo."

    "The kitty does NOT need to take a bath with you."

    "Don't squeeze the bird's head!"


    I'm sure I'll think of more.
    kittyhasclaws

    Answer by kittyhasclaws at 8:41 PM on Jul. 12, 2009

  • i get goofy sometimes and break out into song like today when i mis placed my glass i started singing "oh where oh where has my lil glass gone oh where oh where could it be" lol
    bonnie-jo

    Answer by bonnie-jo at 8:41 PM on Jul. 12, 2009

  • if u dont be have im turning the car around and we are going no where. now i no why my mom use to say that lol.
    aprilsalcro

    Answer by aprilsalcro at 8:42 PM on Jul. 12, 2009

  • LOL
    DevilInPigtails

    Answer by DevilInPigtails at 9:06 PM on Jul. 12, 2009

  • LMAO! Don't squeeze the birds head, I think that has a double meaning!
    I have said "Dont come in here I'm pooping and it smells"!
    "No we can't use my atm card to go BUY money"
    "Stop touching the dogs privates"
    "Why is the Windex in the fridge"? Scary response from my son "Because I want it COLD before I drink that juice"! (yeah, I hide the chemicals really good now.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:06 PM on Jul. 12, 2009

  • lol all of the above..but my favorite is don't squeeze the birds head....
    Safirejewl

    Answer by Safirejewl at 9:31 PM on Jul. 12, 2009

  • Please Stop Pulling Carters(my cat) Whiskers Out It Hurts Him!!!
    Dora Says She Wants You To Wear Undies....
    Thats It Mommy Isnt Gonna Be Your Friend If You Keep Yelling Like That At Me LOL
    and one that I say everyday If You Dont Shower Im Gonna Put You Outside with the Puppys!! lolz
    stacirios

    Answer by stacirios at 9:36 PM on Jul. 12, 2009

  • lol i found myself telling my kid the other day...i'll explain it to you when you get older...omgosh...i hate that...I sound like my mother
    Safirejewl

    Answer by Safirejewl at 9:39 PM on Jul. 12, 2009

  • to my 2 year old son. "stop scratching your butt"
    "stop putting your hands down your pants"
    "we don't play in the toilet"
    "don't eat cat food"
    "stop calling every guy you see daddy!" (lol. I"m sure people thought I had a son that didn't know who his daddy was, but he knows.
    "stop touching my boobs"
    to my daughter "why did you put the cat in the trash can?"
    "why did you put my cell phone in a glass of water?"
    "carebears don't fly, why did you throw it out the window?"
    jfblaine

    Answer by jfblaine at 9:45 PM on Jul. 12, 2009

  • Dh is military thus they all wear the same uniform... My oldest was 2 and called everything that wore a uniform DADDY. So it would have to be "no honey thats definitly not daddy, Its as girl."
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:54 PM on Jul. 12, 2009