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A few more tasteless MJ jokes.....

*Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.


*Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

*Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.

*I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating 12 year old nuts

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 11:39 PM on Jul. 13, 2009 in Just for Fun

Answers (8)
  • I hate turning on the news and seeing nothing but Michael Jackson ugh! Ive never been a fan, but i do love these jokes lol
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:43 PM on Jul. 13, 2009

  • Micheal Jackson's stipulates for him to be cremated and his ashes will be put into sandboxes, so that he will always be able to get in little kids pants.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:46 PM on Jul. 13, 2009

  • Love it i am so sick of MJ right now being on tv and crap that all i want to do is make tasteless jokes about him it helps me deal with him interupting my normal tv programs.. asshole.
    ggiovanni

    Answer by ggiovanni at 11:47 PM on Jul. 13, 2009

  • YOu know... you didn't see a lot about it on the news BECAUSE MJ died, but that day, six little boys were reunited with their families!

    LOL
    Ati_13

    Answer by Ati_13 at 11:52 PM on Jul. 13, 2009

  • These jokes are just tired! Seen them like 50 times on here and 1 million times on other website.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:55 PM on Jul. 13, 2009

  • at 9:55 PM on Jul. 13, 2009 by: Anonymous


    Anonymous

    These jokes are just tired! Seen them like 50 times on here and 1 million times on other website.





    Wah WahWaaaaahhhh, ANON. Boo Hoo...you come up with something better then.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:57 PM on Jul. 13, 2009

  • These jokes are just tired! Seen them like 50 times on here and 1 million times on other website.
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    these jokes are sick and tasteless as are the people who keep telling them
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:05 AM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • THank god His kids will have a semi Normal life now without that Wacko hiding them out
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:09 AM on Jul. 14, 2009

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