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Does your husband have a name for his penis? If so, what does he call it?

I know, it is a ridiculous and possibly immature question. My friend and I were discussing the humor we find in hearing men refer to their penises as if they were another person, and the conversation made me curious.

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EternalChild86

Asked by EternalChild86 at 2:36 PM on Jul. 14, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • No he doesn't, but my ex called his "Mr. Wizard."
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:37 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • My husband refers to his as Mr. Happy. lol
    EternalChild86

    Answer by EternalChild86 at 2:37 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • OMG, it has been years, but he did refer to it as Charlie...Where the name came from or the relationship between the name and a penis I have no idea LOL....
    midnightmoma

    Answer by midnightmoma at 2:40 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • Although he is content to refer to his penis as only Mr. Happy, I sometimes call it other names just to get a laugh out of him.
    EternalChild86

    Answer by EternalChild86 at 2:43 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • i should so go anon on this...lol. When he was little it was Mr. Winky..Now its just him, as in he is lonlely...
    lostshel

    Answer by lostshel at 2:47 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • My hubby called his Mr. Happy when we first got together but his ex gave it that name so I made him change it. For some unknown reason he came up with "Mac Tyro". I have no idea why anyone would name anything that but w/e. And he uses it regularly. Im sorry but "Mac Tyro wants some of that *&#$" is soooo far from a turn on lol.
    belljaz

    Answer by belljaz at 2:52 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • He just calls it Pecker.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:55 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • Mr peepee and Dr Horns

    8=D 8===D~,
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:55 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • Killer.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:01 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • Homer.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:01 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

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