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How many does it take to change a light bulb?

OK, Girls,

We need ti LIGHTen up a bit! ;-)

Let's share our favorite "Light bulb" jokes pertaining to our religions!

Me first...

How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you want it changed into?

How many solitary Witches does it take to change a light bulb?

Duh!

How many Kitchen Witches does it take to change a light bulb?

Already changed.

 
MamaK88

Asked by MamaK88 at 10:50 PM on Jul. 14, 2009 in Religion & Beliefs

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Answers (9)
  • A Priest, a preacher and a rabbi are out for a walk on a very hot day. Overcome by the heat they decide to take a dip in the cooling waters of a pond. They don't have swim trunks but the area is secluded so they decide to skinny dip. As they're getting out of the water to get their clothes that notice several women from the community walking towards them. The priest and the preacher cover their genitals with their hands and run for the bushes but the rabbi covers his face. After the women walk by the priest and the preacher chastise the rabbi "have you no modesty? Why didn't you cover yourself?" The rabbi looks at them in dismay and says "I don't know how it works in your congregation, but in mine, it's my face they'd recognize!"
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:53 AM on Jul. 15, 2009

  • More HERE

    MamaK88

    Answer by MamaK88 at 10:51 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • I can't find any lightbulb ones:

    What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

    A roamin' Catholic!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:53 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar.

    The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:55 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon a group of people surrounding a lady of ill repute. It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus made His now-famous statement, "Let the person who has no sin cast the first stone."

    The crowd was shamed and one by one began to turn away. All of a sudden, a lovely little woman made her way through the crowd. Finally getting to the front, she tossed a pebble towards the woman.

    Jesus looks over and says, "I really hate it when you do that, Mom."
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:56 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • I only found 2.

    How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
    Nun

    How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they use candles.
    whittear

    Answer by whittear at 11:01 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • a baptist walks into a bar..incognito, of course!
    thehairnazi

    Answer by thehairnazi at 11:01 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • Well, it's not religious, but it's a light bublb joke.
    How many polock's does it take to change a light bulb?
    5. One to hold the light bulb and four to turn the ladder.
    -Ashley
    spiritguide_23

    Answer by spiritguide_23 at 11:06 PM on Jul. 14, 2009

  • oh wow. what a dummy..what i get for skimming posts..i totally misunderstood..


    how many fundamentalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    THE BIBLE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT LIGHTBULBS!!

    how many episcopalians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    1 to call an electrician, and 9 others to complain about how much they liked the old one.


    thehairnazi

    Answer by thehairnazi at 11:14 PM on Jul. 14, 2009