From the news - a 51 year old man was arrested in a cemetery yesterday for public indecency. An off duty cop was jogging by and saw the guy get out of his truck naked. Guy said he'd been golfing, and his he took his clothes off because they were wet, but that he wanted to check on his in-law's grave and got out (naked) to get a better look at the flowers because he didn't have his glasses.
Let's not even consider why he was driving if he's so blind without his glasses he can't see the flowers from the truck.
So what's your guess - freaky perv with a cemetery fetish or just on drugs?
Answer by hot-mama86 at 6:38 AM on Jul. 15, 2009
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Answer by vidamc2 at 9:00 AM on Jul. 15, 2009
If he had Alzheimer's he wouldn't have come up with the elaborate tale.
Answer by asiamommi at 9:08 AM on Jul. 15, 2009
Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 9:44 AM on Jul. 15, 2009
If he had Alzheimer's he wouldn't have come up with the elaborate taleThat's not true when my grandpa first started showing significant signs of Alzheimer's he would end some where not knowing how he got there. Then realizing his environment make up an elaborate excuse for what happened. My favorite was when he was found on the on coming traffic side of the freeway pull off and said that he was driving home and aliens abducted him and returned him there hoping he would be killed because he knew their secrets. The reason he was naked was the aliens raped. Most of these cover stories don't make any sense at all but they would rather you think them crazy then growing old.
Answer by hot-mama86 at 11:47 AM on Jul. 15, 2009