In elementary school, we sort of had this thing. It was a competition (amongst the students that the teachers didn't seem to know about) called the King/Queen of Gross. You got the title by eating weird stuff. Well, I had been in competition with the King (this little kid a grade below me) for over a year. I finally outdid him one day when I mixed: my school pudding that was topped with whipped cream and a cherry, chocolate milk, white milk, Sunny D, Doritos, and a few other things from my tray. He almost vomited watching me eat it and gladly handed over the crown. As far as I know, I was the last Queen of Gross and no one else ever outdid me. I know I was never dethroned lol.
at 8:38 PM on Jul. 16, 2009