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How can I get a grape juice stain out of my tan couch?

I tried meditation.

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 7:53 PM on Jul. 17, 2009 in Religion & Beliefs

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Answers (14)
  • Call a priest and have him exorcize it.
    Cinnamon-mom

    Answer by Cinnamon-mom at 7:57 PM on Jul. 17, 2009

  • a couch cover? Ha ha. I'm sorry hun!!!
    gottalovemal

    Answer by gottalovemal at 7:54 PM on Jul. 17, 2009

  • eye rolling

    anetrnlov

    Answer by anetrnlov at 7:55 PM on Jul. 17, 2009

  • Then it's not a grape juice stain... it's a poop stain and you can never get those out.

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 7:57 PM on Jul. 17, 2009

  • LMAO cinnamon mom
    mumma28

    Answer by mumma28 at 7:58 PM on Jul. 17, 2009

  • Prayer?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 7:58 PM on Jul. 17, 2009

  • I don't believe in grape juice.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:00 PM on Jul. 17, 2009

  • It is your duty to deal with this insult directly. You cannot just turn the other cheek to such an affront on your seat. I would suggest excising the offender with a clean, new blade. A two handed broad sword would probably be overkill, try a good dagger. Once that's done, sew the hole shut. Scars add character.
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 8:17 PM on Jul. 17, 2009

  • lol, NP.
    Or you could tell it it is not allowed there in the name of -insert diety here-,
    -Ashley
    spiritguide_23

    Answer by spiritguide_23 at 8:32 PM on Jul. 17, 2009

  • Maybe if you pray hard enough the gods will let Billy Mays come back from the other side with some oxy-clean...

    If all else fails, try a stain excorsist... lol!
    SabrinaMBowen

    Answer by SabrinaMBowen at 9:09 PM on Jul. 17, 2009