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How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Asked by Anonymous at 11:15 PM on Jul. 20, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answer by Anonymous at 11:30 PM on Jul. 20, 2009

• Four.

Answer by Anonymous at 11:16 PM on Jul. 20, 2009

• Its " How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!

Answer by Anonymous at 11:19 PM on Jul. 20, 2009

• He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answer by PaceMyself at 11:19 PM on Jul. 20, 2009

• He's chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood..

Right?

Answer by Anonymous at 11:19 PM on Jul. 20, 2009

• not too much, they are very lazy creatures

; )

Answer by Anonymous at 11:22 PM on Jul. 20, 2009

• HOW MUCH WOOD, WOULD A WOODCHUCK, CHUCK, IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD...........

THATS HOW I LEARNED IT ...LOL. & WHY ANSWER ANON? i LIKE MY NAME..LOL.

Answer by Iluvmygirlies42 at 11:22 PM on Jul. 20, 2009

• As a matter of fact, being as lazy as he is.... he might just call fuzzy wuzzy over to bullshit his wife that it got done so she would stop nagging him. Fuzzy wuzzy is a good bullshitter.

and again

; )

Answer by Anonymous at 11:24 PM on Jul. 20, 2009

• "Its " How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood! "

OH NOES! I MAKED A TYPO!

Answer by Anonymous at 11:25 PM on Jul. 20, 2009

• then again... since whenever we speak about fuzzy we use "was" and "had" and what not.... maybe fuzzy wuzzy is dead. =O Maybe the woodchuck would be forced into woodchucking mode cuz no one could get his wife to shut up....

one more time

; )

Answer by Anonymous at 11:26 PM on Jul. 20, 2009