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Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female. CHere are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a
while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
T IRES: T I res are male, because they go bald easily and are often
over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and
retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and fre

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 2:57 AM on Jul. 26, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • Too funny! I wonder who thought all of these up! Thanks for the laugh.
    Mamasita98

    Answer by Mamasita98 at 3:40 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • Cont.
    TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines
    for picking up people.
    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
    shifts to the bottom.
    HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed
    at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male,
    but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
    without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he
    just keeps trying
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:58 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • Can you think of any?
    Shoes.................
    Hair spray..............
    Fences...............
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:59 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • laughing

    JAJA_Steele

    Answer by JAJA_Steele at 3:00 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • i enjoyed reading this! lol

    jayzs

    Answer by jayzs at 3:34 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • LMAO!!!!!!
    07lilmama1108

    Answer by 07lilmama1108 at 3:35 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • cute
    ilovemyboys21

    Answer by ilovemyboys21 at 3:57 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • LOL!
    pookipoo

    Answer by pookipoo at 4:23 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • I guess everything would have to be straight or narrow. Smiles
    peacockmom

    Answer by peacockmom at 6:21 AM on Jul. 26, 2009