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How do you know when you've gotten too fat?

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 7:52 AM on Jul. 26, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (31)
  • When food has replaced sex in your life, and now you can't even get into your own pants!
    LOL
    I kid, I kid!
    JnCV

    Answer by JnCV at 11:35 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • When you start to wonder if you're too fat.
    IhartU

    Answer by IhartU at 8:09 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • Lmao when u go from a size 14 to an 18! Or when u can't even bend over to tie ur shoe laces with out tryna catch ya breath!!!!
    jaidah917

    Answer by jaidah917 at 8:13 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • You know you're too fat...
    when you do push ups & your stomach refuses to leave the floor
    when you consider tying your shoes an exercise
    when they stop asking if "you want fries with that"... of course you do & they know it
    when when your nuvaring is too tight
    when your pantyhose catch on fire from your legs rubbing together
    when the back of your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
    when your cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
    when your drivers license says picture continued on the back
    when you go to the zoo & the elephants throw you peanuts
    when your belly button doesn't have lint -- it has sweaters
    when you swear by the Garlic Diet: You don't lose weight, you just look smaller from a distance
    BlessedMommy64

    Answer by BlessedMommy64 at 8:19 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • lmao blessed thats funny the DL one cracked me up
    preggoinmn

    Answer by preggoinmn at 8:22 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • LMAO
    mommymeg03

    Answer by mommymeg03 at 8:38 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • when your bloodpressure and (or) bloodsugar skyrockets.

    BlueSaphire

    Answer by BlueSaphire at 8:58 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • When you are 11 pounds overweight. That is the point that you will be charged a higher premium if Obama gets his bill passed.
    jesse123456

    Answer by jesse123456 at 9:11 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • jesse123456: that's really gonna suck!! Even toothpick thin for me is "overweight" bc I'm more muscle than anything else. I'd have to be anorexic for Obama...screw him and his Communist reform!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:21 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

  • When your last years summer clothes mysteriously "shrunk" in the drawer.
    JCMay

    Answer by JCMay at 9:32 AM on Jul. 26, 2009

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