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labor pains joke.

Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a new experimental drug that allows the woman to transfer 25% of the pain to the father. The husband feels really bad for his wife so he decides they will try it.

The wife takes the pill and a few minutes later the husband says, "I don't feel a thing. You women are babies. Take another pill I can handle this." So the wife takes another pill. Same thing happens. Her husband tells her to take another pill. Same thing. By now she has transferred 75% of her pain to her husband. She is feeling a little pain but her husband is still feeling nothing. He is convinced that women are complete wuses. He tells her, "Take another pill. This isn't hurting me at all. Let me take all the pain away." So she does. Now they are both feeling great.
A few hours later, the wife gives birth to a beautiful

 
ggiovanni

Asked by ggiovanni at 7:30 PM on Jul. 29, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • LOL tooo funny!! thank you for the giggle:)
    naturepeace

    Answer by naturepeace at 7:36 PM on Jul. 29, 2009

  • contin>
    The next day they take their newborn son home, and there they find the mailman dead on the doorstep.



    ggiovanni

    Answer by ggiovanni at 7:32 PM on Jul. 29, 2009

  • omg thats wrong but funny lol.
    dadzgrl82

    Answer by dadzgrl82 at 7:40 PM on Jul. 29, 2009

  • THANK YOU.
    stephania01

    Answer by stephania01 at 7:43 PM on Jul. 29, 2009

  • i've heard that one LOL
    pookipoo

    Answer by pookipoo at 7:49 PM on Jul. 29, 2009

  • ROTFL!!! Very funny!
    Bmat

    Answer by Bmat at 8:28 PM on Jul. 29, 2009

  • lol I saw that coming =)
    jus1jess

    Answer by jus1jess at 8:55 PM on Jul. 29, 2009

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