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CONDOM SLOGANS:


1.COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP!

2.DONT BE SILLY,PROTECT YOUR WILLY!

3.YOU CANT GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG!

4.IF YOU THINK SHES PUNKY,COVER YOUR MONKEY!

5.WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE YOU CHECK HER OIL!

6.SEX IS CLEANER WITH A PACKAGED WEINER!

7.CAGE THAT SNAKETHEN SHAKE AND BAKE!

8.COVER YOUR VEIN THEN DRIVE HER INSANE!

9.CAP THAT SEEDER BEFORE YOU BREED HER!

10.HIDE OLE HARRY THEN TAKE HER CHERRY!

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heavenlypeace

Asked by heavenlypeace at 9:47 PM on Jul. 30, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (8)
  • LOLOL #9
    pookipoo

    Answer by pookipoo at 9:48 PM on Jul. 30, 2009

  • hahahahaha wowo
    bare121807

    Answer by bare121807 at 9:50 PM on Jul. 30, 2009

  • ...oops i meant 'LOLOL #8' number 8 is the funny one :p
    pookipoo

    Answer by pookipoo at 9:52 PM on Jul. 30, 2009

  • if it gets kids to use condoms that is all that matters..
    say_tay

    Answer by say_tay at 9:55 PM on Jul. 30, 2009

  • That was funny!! I may have to use those on my 13 yr old son when he decides to be "active". I passed this on to all my friends.
    tyfry7496

    Answer by tyfry7496 at 9:55 PM on Jul. 30, 2009

  • You should tell your son now tyfry. My husband lost his virginity when he was 14! You think they're not doing it and they are!
    lowencope

    Answer by lowencope at 9:57 PM on Jul. 30, 2009

  • thank you
    stephania01

    Answer by stephania01 at 9:58 PM on Jul. 30, 2009

  • When I was pregnant the first time I don't think my first MIL was happy about it so at the baby shower she blew up a hospital glove and gave it to me with a note that said, "No glove, no love." I think it's funny even though she was trying to be her hateful old self.
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 7:22 AM on Jul. 31, 2009

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