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Forget cash for klunkers....can we trade older husbands in for younger models?

For sale or trade slightly used husband:

Don't have much hair BUT it is cheaper on haircuts
Can't cook BUT can eat rather well
Used to be able to go 4 times in a night BUT now lucky to do it 4 times in a month
Can't wash dishes BUT can dirty them up faster then SuperMan
Gives plenty of oral sex tells me to Fu*k off

Anyone want to trade?

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ronjwake

Asked by ronjwake at 1:27 PM on Jul. 31, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (4)
  • Hey.... that's the ad for my DH!!! Sounds just like him!!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:29 PM on Jul. 31, 2009

  • Thats hilarious! But, I think I'll wait til mine is a little more broken in!
    CavMamma

    Answer by CavMamma at 1:50 PM on Jul. 31, 2009

  • 4 times a month? WOW that would be alot for my husband! I need a younger man just so I CAN get it 4 times a month, lol
    wheresthewayout

    Answer by wheresthewayout at 2:22 PM on Jul. 31, 2009

  • LOL...hey this ad is for my dh! Guess we can't trade......
    robinann5

    Answer by robinann5 at 2:36 PM on Jul. 31, 2009

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