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Do you know what other important Obama record has gone "missing?"

It seems as if Obama's Kindergarten registration information has also "gone missing!" Gee, what are the odds?!

The Kindergarten Conspiracy is simply that Obama's Noelani Elementary School Kindergarten records are oddly missing from the State of Hawaii Department of Education. The important feature of this conspiracy is that Kindergarten records would have contained the following:

1. Obama's REAL Birth Certificate.

2. An application with the following:
• His Legal name.
• Parents or Legal Guardians’ names.
• Date of Birth
• Place of Birth
• Vaccination Records

Conspiracy theorists contend that the loss of records is important for two additional reasons. The Department of Education does not "lose" the records of one particular student.


Asked by Anonymous at 2:17 PM on Jul. 31, 2009 in Politics & Current Events

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Answers (28)
  • An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had failed very few students, but had once failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

    The professor then said, "Ok, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade meaning, obviously, no one will receive an A."

    They all agreed to this. After the first test the grades were averaged, everyone got a C. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

    But, as the second test rolled around, the students who studied little studied even less; and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too, so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy.


    Answer by Anonymous at 3:40 PM on Jul. 31, 2009

  • then explain where his kindergarten records are, for those of us who do not know all the facts....m'kay?

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:20 PM on Jul. 31, 2009

  • How can everyone "know" these facts about him if he has yet to provide any facts to the public?? All we have is his "word" that all that he spews is true...

    Not saying there's a conspiracy or anything. But I'd like to see PROOF of these "facts" you say that everyone knows.

    Answer by christaberk at 2:22 PM on Jul. 31, 2009

  • I also heard the tooth fairy has no record of collecting his first tooth. The plot thickens!


    Answer by Anonymous at 2:22 PM on Jul. 31, 2009

  • For the love of Pete. Enough.

    Answer by gramsmom at 2:22 PM on Jul. 31, 2009

  • at least we know the tooth fairy isn't real...well, some of us anyway! lol

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:23 PM on Jul. 31, 2009

  • very interesting what is up with that?

    Answer by 2mothershelpers at 2:23 PM on Jul. 31, 2009

  • No, but I know what important mass of tissue that should be nesting inside your cranium that appears to be missing.


    Answer by SRiveroC at 2:24 PM on Jul. 31, 2009

  • My school district only keeps records for 10 years. Do you really think they store kindergarten registration forms forever?


    Answer by MAUREEN55 at 2:24 PM on Jul. 31, 2009

  • he lied to get in office so would not be terribly surprising but the fact that the Obama fans were too in gaga love with him to ask any important questions like What does change mean? Hellthraiser coming to a hospital near you!

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:25 PM on Jul. 31, 2009