It seems as if Obama's Kindergarten registration information has also "gone missing!" Gee, what are the odds?!
The Kindergarten Conspiracy is simply that Obama's Noelani Elementary School Kindergarten records are oddly missing from the State of Hawaii Department of Education. The important feature of this conspiracy is that Kindergarten records would have contained the following:
1. Obama's REAL Birth Certificate.
2. An application with the following:
• His Legal name.
• Parents or Legal Guardians’ names.
• Date of Birth
• Place of Birth
• Vaccination Records
Conspiracy theorists contend that the loss of records is important for two additional reasons. The Department of Education does not "lose" the records of one particular student.
Asked by Anonymous at 2:17 PM on Jul. 31, 2009 in Politics & Current Events
Answer by Anonymous at 3:40 PM on Jul. 31, 2009
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Answer by christaberk at 2:22 PM on Jul. 31, 2009
I also heard the tooth fairy has no record of collecting his first tooth. The plot thickens!
Answer by Anonymous at 2:22 PM on Jul. 31, 2009
Answer by gramsmom at 2:22 PM on Jul. 31, 2009
Answer by Anonymous at 2:23 PM on Jul. 31, 2009
Answer by 2mothershelpers at 2:23 PM on Jul. 31, 2009
No, but I know what important mass of tissue that should be nesting inside your cranium that appears to be missing.
Answer by SRiveroC at 2:24 PM on Jul. 31, 2009
My school district only keeps records for 10 years. Do you really think they store kindergarten registration forms forever?
Answer by MAUREEN55 at 2:24 PM on Jul. 31, 2009
Answer by Anonymous at 2:25 PM on Jul. 31, 2009
Next question overall
Im going to rip my daughter's dead beat father a new asshole.. but should I?