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Teenager 10 Commandments
Body: 10 Commandments Of A Teenager

1)thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait THAT LONG?)

2)thou shall not do drugs (alcohol lasts longer)

3)thou shall not steal from k-mart.(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has
a bigger effect)

5)thou shall not steal from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money)

6)thou shall not get in fights.(just start them)

7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8)thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9)thou shall not think about having sex.(as nike sayz-- just do it)

10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.(just leave them in the middle)


Asked by Anonymous at 2:25 AM on Aug. 1, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (2)
  • Where do you get this stuff from?

    Answer by Mamasita98 at 2:37 AM on Aug. 1, 2009

  • are you the same person that posted that nasty text some guy sent you? this is a questions only kinda section of cafemom try this under journal.

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:54 AM on Aug. 1, 2009