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curiouser and curiouser........

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00
a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant
like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly) OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known
as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," would that make the Tennessee Titans the TITS?
If 4 out of 5 people SUF FER from diarrhea...does
that mean that one enjoys it? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? Why is a person who play s the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

 
Alysia_Moore

Asked by Alysia_Moore at 2:35 AM on Aug. 1, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • PPL from Holland called holes! lol!
    Mamasita98

    Answer by Mamasita98 at 2:53 AM on Aug. 1, 2009

  • Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
    I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on
    me.....they're cramming for their fina l exam. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her
    nose? Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two
    words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?
    Alysia_Moore

    Answer by Alysia_Moore at 2:35 AM on Aug. 1, 2009

  • You have way too much time on your hands lol. In french 70 is basically said sixty ten.
    canadianmom1974

    Answer by canadianmom1974 at 2:37 AM on Aug. 1, 2009

  • eye rollingWOW. Super OLD jokes. You must be so proud.

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:56 AM on Aug. 1, 2009

  • anon, shut the fuck up lol
    Alysia_Moore

    Answer by Alysia_Moore at 2:58 AM on Aug. 1, 2009