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wear a condom!

what are some funny ways to tell someone to wear a condom? "wrap your willy"

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 5:48 PM on Aug. 2, 2009 in Just for Fun

Answers (8)
  • put on a raincoat
    josiesmommy00

    Answer by josiesmommy00 at 5:49 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

  • there was a funny post about this earlier... my favorite was 'wrap your vein before you drive her insane'
    pookipoo

    Answer by pookipoo at 5:54 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

  • Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
    Avoid a frown, contain your clown
    Cover your stump before you hump
    Don't be silly, protect your Willie
    Got no protection? Can't use your erection!

    LOLOL I got these off http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists32.htm

    There are some really vulgar ones there.
    caitxrawks

    Answer by caitxrawks at 5:55 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

  • Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:57 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

  • Eww anon . . . funny but gross. Cait, those are funny. I don't know any.
    BridgetC140

    Answer by BridgetC140 at 6:02 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

  • No glove no love
    pinkanfgrl

    Answer by pinkanfgrl at 6:24 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

  • wear a codom or else! I dunno! I've got nothing! LoL
    lowencope

    Answer by lowencope at 8:47 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

  • i told someone while we were getting all hot and heavy that if he didnt have a condom we wouldnt be having intercourse.
    he begged , because he didn't have any protection, and i just said REALLY? do you WANT another baby before you turn 18?
    he had already gotten a girl in our school pregnant, she had just had the baby. that shut him up quick. he was like "oh yea, uh no! thanks." needless to say it killed the mood quick too. we cuddled a little but called it a night real quick after that. lol
    it would have been a one night stand anyways, so i'm glad we didnt have a condom.
    lol sorry for the story
    most of the one liners i know have already been said.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:33 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

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