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Anyone need to laugh 2day? lol

This story is soooo funny...

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. Answer Question


Asked by effie777 at 6:30 PM on Aug. 2, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • *The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
    her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
    unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
    several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
    take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
    compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
    went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
    earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
    one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
    she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
    tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
    She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

    Answer by effie777 at 6:32 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

  • **Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
    dear, let's go to the cashier."

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
    like it."

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled

    I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
    just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
    your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
    was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
    not for the things I buy you?"

    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

    Answer by effie777 at 6:33 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

  • LOL! Very funny!

    Answer by Bmat at 6:43 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

  • That's awesome.

    Answer by alexa_n_mommy at 6:46 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

  • rolling on floor


    Answer by corinnejenkins at 6:51 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

  • haha..
    wasn't this funny?
    I was rolling off my seat =]]

    Answer by effie777 at 6:52 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

  • LOL!!

    Answer by worriedmommy600 at 7:07 PM on Aug. 2, 2009

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