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AHHHHH Hemrroids....I know what to do to them, I have delt with them forever, just need to vent about the pain I am in!!!!

I can hardly walk...its very close to the size of a grape....maybe a small grape....

I dont know what I did, but I obviously angered the hemmie gods...what sort of peace offering should I give....

Maybe I could sacrifice a small goat, or burn some incense....

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 9:42 PM on Aug. 3, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • OMG, Jeez, good luck with that one!
    jeanclaudia

    Answer by jeanclaudia at 9:43 PM on Aug. 3, 2009

  • ARE YOU OK? DOES IT WIGGLE WHEN YOU WALK? take your finger and shove that ding up your butt and squeeze your butt checks together :~( I feel your pain trust me I really do feel your pain.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:53 PM on Aug. 3, 2009

  • You need to sit on a donut shaped pillow. I have them but not that big. Lemme tell you though when they act up, I walk like a cowboy all day and sometimes break a sweat from the pain. Good luck and see a doctor!
    Mamasita98

    Answer by Mamasita98 at 9:54 PM on Aug. 3, 2009

  • After giving birth 3 times I am lucky enough to have never had them (thank God!) My mom gets them all the time though and I know she is always in a lot of pain. *hugs*
    imtheonlysane1

    Answer by imtheonlysane1 at 10:32 PM on Aug. 3, 2009

  • WARNING: TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI -WARNING
    Ya know, I havnt looked down there (too fat I guess), but I believe I have several, they are always acting up, I never get a break from them, they itch occassonally, when I wipe they bleed, they hurt, and I end up having to get in the shower just to finish cleaning up after. Wet wipes burn, TP rips. I wish I had money or health insurance.. Seriously, Obama's health plan is looking mighty nice right now, LOL. Even one day of relief would be nice....Hey I figured since we were venting about them, I'd share too. No one said you would like reading it!
    TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI
    mumma28

    Answer by mumma28 at 12:30 AM on Aug. 4, 2009

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