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Which one of you has the smelliest farts?

My farts are so much worse than my S/O's, and I think they're getting worse!!!

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sweetphoenix529

Asked by sweetphoenix529 at 2:39 PM on Aug. 4, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • my husband always talks about how bad "girl farts" are

    i think they get worse with pregnancy too, but then someone pointed out that my sense of smell is better during pregnancy, so great. either way my farts stink.
    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 2:40 PM on Aug. 4, 2009

  • Pregnancy farts are the worst lol

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:46 PM on Aug. 4, 2009

  • when i was pregnant it was me by far!! those pregnant farts are deadly!

    but now its my DD. her farts are unbelievable! the curse of a toddler i guess
    okmanders

    Answer by okmanders at 2:46 PM on Aug. 4, 2009

  • I'd say we're fairly even. His are more consistently offensive in odor but when I'm sick or pms-ing then mine are undeniably horrid. lol!
    I think it evens out in the end.
    Ha ha ha!
    Laila-May

    Answer by Laila-May at 2:46 PM on Aug. 4, 2009

  • My farts are few in quantity but many in quality lmao!! My husband farts ALL the time but they almost never even have a smell. But NOTHING compares to the farts of pitbull!! OMFG!!!
    belljaz

    Answer by belljaz at 2:47 PM on Aug. 4, 2009

  • pregnant farts are the worst. when i'm not pregnant it's definetly DH. i left him to sleep on the porch last night cause he farted in his sleep and it smelled like rotting monkey carcass.
    jcsmummy

    Answer by jcsmummy at 2:48 PM on Aug. 4, 2009

  • Oh my, how intelligent.I am alwys so fascinated by a discussion of farts. @@ Good grief.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:51 PM on Aug. 4, 2009

  • Whoever ate Burger King onion rings.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:57 PM on Aug. 4, 2009

  • me. a year ago i was on chantix to quit smoking... holy shit my farts smelt something like rotten eggs and seaweed... they smelt like pure death. being the immature girl i am, i would even lock the windows when i let one rip while driving.

    now that im pregnant i fart all the time with no smell
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:58 PM on Aug. 4, 2009

  • Good one!


    Answered at 2:57 PM on Aug. 4, 2009 by: Anonymous


    Whoever ate Burger King onion rings.


    laughing

    elwalters77

    Answer by elwalters77 at 3:09 PM on Aug. 4, 2009

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