I was at dinner with my 17yo dd in an Italian Restaurant and there was no topic on sex or health AT ALL BETWEEN US!!!!!! And in that deprtment I'm very content. I was looking at the lasagna dinner and THANK GOD THERE IS A GOD we were speaking very quietly to not disturb the other diners. I asked him a couple of questions about the lasagna dinner. After he answered my questions instead of saying lasagna I said I'll have the vagina dinner!!!!! wth was wrong with my brain????? I'm so glad we were speaking so quietly the waiter didn't hear me and neither did my dd(#@*$*(!!@#
Years ago we had a repairman in my house. He was smoldering hot plus hot weathertoo!!! This will really age me but he was a cross between Clint Black dressed in black and Elvis Presley. I meant to say to the repairman "You must be hot would you like a glass of water?" What came out of my mouth was "You're hot (pause) FROM WORKING-Do u want water"
Asked by Anonymous at 8:21 AM on Aug. 5, 2009 in Just for Fun
Answer by scooterpooter at 8:23 AM on Aug. 5, 2009
Answer by Anonymous at 8:34 AM on Aug. 5, 2009
LOL thats funny
Answer by Babe587 at 8:46 AM on Aug. 5, 2009
Answer by sweetmom1007 at 8:47 AM on Aug. 5, 2009
Answer by CavMamma at 9:40 AM on Aug. 5, 2009
Answer by warrenfamily95 at 9:58 AM on Aug. 5, 2009
Answer by deadheadjen at 10:19 AM on Aug. 5, 2009
Once when I was with a group of people, mostly guys, I don't remember what we were talking about but I used the phrase "jerking the meat." I meant it as in "to make beef jerky" but of course all the guys, heard it a different way and teased me mercilessly! I was so embarrassed.
Answer by momof3jll at 10:54 AM on Aug. 5, 2009