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This is how they get you... HA HA HA...joke enclosed!

Your Duck is Dead
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet.
"How can you be so sure?" she protested.
"I mean you haven't done any testing
on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.
He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement,
the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

...Cont...

 
Nathskitten

Asked by Nathskitten at 2:07 PM on Aug. 5, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • Lol too cute
    aluvk4evr

    Answer by aluvk4evr at 2:10 PM on Aug. 5, 2009


  • The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

    A few minutes later he returned with a cat.
    The cat jumped on the table and also delicately
    sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its
    haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of
    the room.

    The vet looked at the woman and said,
    "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely,
    100% certifiably, a dead duck."

    The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a
    few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
    The duck's owner, still in shock, took the
    bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell
    me my duck is dead!"

    The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you
    had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20,
    But with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan,
    it's now $150."
    Nathskitten

    Answer by Nathskitten at 2:07 PM on Aug. 5, 2009

  • Awe that cute!!!
    JnCV

    Answer by JnCV at 2:11 PM on Aug. 5, 2009

  • LoL....Thanks for the laugh..that was cute.
    BrknWingAngel

    Answer by BrknWingAngel at 2:12 PM on Aug. 5, 2009

  • HAHA LOVE IT
    marchma2b

    Answer by marchma2b at 2:12 PM on Aug. 5, 2009

  • Cute!
    BridgetC140

    Answer by BridgetC140 at 2:14 PM on Aug. 5, 2009

  • LOL
    Very cute
    SusieD250

    Answer by SusieD250 at 2:31 PM on Aug. 5, 2009