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Found this in a box in the attic, enjoy!


TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:

You can GET chocolate
If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate
Chocolate satisfies even when it goes soft
You can safely have chocolate when driving
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother
If you bite the nuts the chocolate doesn't mind
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without getting called nasty names
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate
You can have chocolate on top of your desk during business hours without upsetting your co-workers
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
You don't get hairs in the mouth with chocolate
You don't have to fake it with chocolate
Chocolate won't get you pregnant
You can have chocolate at any time o

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jenree33

Asked by jenree33 at 4:49 PM on Aug. 5, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • Mmmmmmmmm......I'm salivating!
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 5:05 PM on Aug. 5, 2009

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