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Lines your mom says

What are lines your mom used to say that would drive you crazy?

My mom would say, "dont anticipate, just participate"

"Your reputation precedes you"

"If if's and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry Christmas"

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ria7

Asked by ria7 at 10:26 AM on Aug. 7, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • If wishes were fishes we'd all have some to fry
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:29 AM on Aug. 7, 2009

  • If you stupid enough to open your legs be smart enough to use something (protection).
    nutzfromkidz

    Answer by nutzfromkidz at 10:35 AM on Aug. 7, 2009

  • I don't know how to spell it because it's in swedish, but this is it phonetically:

    "Sootynieavla flaboona latooska svenis sven"

    Which I believe means something along the lines of "May the devil come and take your soul straight to hell."

    Thanks Mom.
    beckcorc

    Answer by beckcorc at 10:42 AM on Aug. 7, 2009

  • OMG beck! hahahha that is awful.


    My mom says all the time when she sees lots of clevage on other women..
    "shes got boobs and aint afraid to show them"
    OR
    WOAH BOOBS

    hehe
    amy31308

    Answer by amy31308 at 10:44 AM on Aug. 7, 2009

  • Wrong is wrong even if everybody is doing it; right is right even if nobody is doing it!

    As long as you put your feet under my table you will follow my rules.

    Don't date anyone you wouldn't marry.

    May you have a child that acts just like you! (the ole mother's wish!)
    jesse123456

    Answer by jesse123456 at 10:55 AM on Aug. 7, 2009

  • Dont stick your elbow out too far, it may go home in a different car!

    If wishes were fishes, beggars would eat(something like that).

    Dont make that face, you want it to stick that way?

    Marriage has a ring to it: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and a suffering.

    If so and so cut off their nose to spite their face, would you?(she would also insert jump off a bridge into this instead of cutting off noses LOL).

    Do you wanna end up like your older sister??

    Thats all I can think of.

    Amaranth361

    Answer by Amaranth361 at 10:55 AM on Aug. 7, 2009

  • Eat your"Vegetobbles"
    tootsieyeatts

    Answer by tootsieyeatts at 10:55 AM on Aug. 7, 2009

  • "cause i said so and i am bigger then you"
    "who the hell said life was fair"
    "if the other kids jumped off a bridge would you"
    "dont get your panties all in a bunch"
    "what crawled up your ass and died?"
    "its like being nibbled to death by baby ducks"
    "behave or i will hang you by your toe nails in the closet"
    "what do you want snot pot?" (what the hell is a snot pot i would ask??)
    "do it now OR ELSE"
    "i am going to take you to tiawan and sell you to the gypsies"
    " i swear it goes in one side and out the other doesnt even rattle around in between"
    "to the moon __insert name of child who was annoying her___"
    "regardless"
    "probable so"
    "shit in one hand and wish in the other which one do you think will get filled first"
    "keep sticking out the lip a bird will come and shit on it"
    " your going to have a kid just like you and just like your sister jen" ( she is the one i fought with nonstop)
    ArmyWife_MomX2

    Answer by ArmyWife_MomX2 at 11:16 AM on Aug. 7, 2009

  • "Because I'm mother and I said so!"


     "I brought you into this world and I'll take you out!"

    geminishadow79

    Answer by geminishadow79 at 11:22 AM on Aug. 7, 2009

  • "I brought you into this world and I'll take you out!"

    I used to hear that one too. I'd tell her, be carefull or I'll do it in the exact same way!!

    My grandma always says "mark my words" It's sooo annoying!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:21 PM on Aug. 7, 2009

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