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Craziest things you've said?

Since being a parent I've amazed myself at some of the strangest words I've found coming out of my mouth. Such as: "Please don't lick the cat." "You can't ride the dog." What did you do with your clothes." I could go on of course. What are some of the things you've found yourself saying that would never normaly- unless you have kids of course.?

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Traxx

Asked by Traxx at 9:02 PM on Aug. 9, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • at a mexican restraunt in town there are statue aligaters in a fountain and on the other side of the room a statue horse....my daughter asked what happened to them & I told her the cook froze them for talking too much and not finishing their food...i think it was the first time she has ever finished her food.

    i frequently say "no son you can't wear mommy's clothes"
    he is only 3 and dont know the difference lol

    "STOP PINCHING THE DOGS NIPPLES"
    my daughter thought it was funny that milk would drip out of our dogs nipples
    she is 4 lol i say pretty crazy things on a daily basis. today i told my son to get out of the dryer haha

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:07 PM on Aug. 9, 2009

  • Quit barking your not a dog!
    colesmommy2009

    Answer by colesmommy2009 at 9:08 PM on Aug. 9, 2009

  • "Stop putting mommies bra on your head it's not a hat"... just had to say that this morning... lol
    Or "stop licking the TV"
    crazypink

    Answer by crazypink at 9:18 PM on Aug. 9, 2009

  • "Please let your brother out of the cage!"
    The classic.... "Stop licking the cat"
    "You better be careful... I'm NOT going to the emergency room today!"
    drowninginboys

    Answer by drowninginboys at 9:21 PM on Aug. 9, 2009

  • no you cant throw the cat away
    stop drinking out of the cats water dish
    no the cat doesnt want your veggies
    the snake doesnt care to see pictures of himself
    the cat cant read the book to you
    stop barking at the neighbors dog
    stop barking at the cats
    no tieing ben 10 to the cats tail
    the stuffed animals do NOT belong on the ceiling fan
    i could go on and on
    bonnie-jo

    Answer by bonnie-jo at 9:23 PM on Aug. 9, 2009

  • "Was your head attached to your boday ALL day?"

    "What do you mean you don't know how it happened"- son with 4 inch gash on his leg.

    " No honey, coconut don't have milk in them because they breasftfeed"
    GrnEyedGrandma

    Answer by GrnEyedGrandma at 9:29 PM on Aug. 9, 2009

  • "Gammy didn't get turned into a rock, she is buried underneath the rock"

    "No, my nose does not come off."

    "Does that hammer taste good?"

    "But his but by my face, I want to check if there is poop."
    beckcorc

    Answer by beckcorc at 9:51 PM on Aug. 9, 2009

  • "Suck on his noodle, sweetie."
    This statement was made to my 5 month old teething granddaughter in reference to her new rattle toy that I bought at Walmart that has 'noodles' sticking out for teething babies to chew on...lol.
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 11:44 AM on Aug. 10, 2009

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