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Wanna know the top 10 indicators your employer has switched to Obamacare?

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMACARE:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day.."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) The line, "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMACARE:
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

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stvmen88

Asked by stvmen88 at 10:18 AM on Aug. 11, 2009 in Politics & Current Events

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Answers (52)
  • LOL this is funny!
    tyme4me2day

    Answer by tyme4me2day at 10:20 AM on Aug. 11, 2009

  • Hahahahahahahah omg I so have to steal this if that's okay with you?!
    BEXi

    Answer by BEXi at 10:20 AM on Aug. 11, 2009

  • Sure, go ahead bexi, that's why I posted it. Glad you all liked it.
    stvmen88

    Answer by stvmen88 at 10:23 AM on Aug. 11, 2009

  • LOL!
    mancosmomma

    Answer by mancosmomma at 10:29 AM on Aug. 11, 2009

  • Who says Republicans/Conservatives don't have a sense of humor!!!!  LOL


    rolling on floor


    Need to send that to a "few" friends!!! LMAO!!!


     


    (why do I get the feeling the ObamaCare supporters will NOT find this funny?!)

    LoriKeet

    Answer by LoriKeet at 10:31 AM on Aug. 11, 2009

  • "(why do I get the feeling the ObamaCare supporters will NOT find this funny?!)"

    Because reality to them is no laughing matter! They'd rather stay in la la land.
    BEXi

    Answer by BEXi at 10:34 AM on Aug. 11, 2009

  • rolling on floor

    Heather2001

    Answer by Heather2001 at 11:03 AM on Aug. 11, 2009

  • Bexi, I agree with you and Lori. LOL. The saddest part is, if it passes, all this may actually come to pass. God help us all.
    stvmen88

    Answer by stvmen88 at 11:03 AM on Aug. 11, 2009

  • Grow up!
    teamquinn

    Answer by teamquinn at 11:15 AM on Aug. 11, 2009

  • LOL! Here they come..
    BEXi

    Answer by BEXi at 11:18 AM on Aug. 11, 2009

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