TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMACARE:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day.."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) The line, "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMACARE:
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
Answer by tyme4me2day at 10:20 AM on Aug. 11, 2009
Answer by BEXi at 10:20 AM on Aug. 11, 2009
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Answer by mancosmomma at 10:29 AM on Aug. 11, 2009
Who says Republicans/Conservatives don't have a sense of humor!!!! LOL
Need to send that to a "few" friends!!! LMAO!!!
(why do I get the feeling the ObamaCare supporters will NOT find this funny?!)
Answer by LoriKeet at 10:31 AM on Aug. 11, 2009
Answer by BEXi at 10:34 AM on Aug. 11, 2009
Answer by Heather2001 at 11:03 AM on Aug. 11, 2009
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Answer by BEXi at 11:18 AM on Aug. 11, 2009
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