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What do you call a prostitute's children?

 
a_and_j_momma

Asked by a_and_j_momma at 12:59 AM on Aug. 13, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • I like walks into a bar jokes...
    A priest, a rabbi and a bishop walk into a bar... the bartender says 'what is this, a joke?'
    Two blondes walk into a bar, you think one of them would have seen it.
    Two peanuts walk into a bar, one was A SALTED
    pookipoo

    Answer by pookipoo at 1:03 AM on Aug. 13, 2009

  • ...what?
    pookipoo

    Answer by pookipoo at 1:01 AM on Aug. 13, 2009

  • Brothel Sprouts!
    a_and_j_momma

    Answer by a_and_j_momma at 1:01 AM on Aug. 13, 2009

  • Haha
    theutilitarian

    Answer by theutilitarian at 1:01 AM on Aug. 13, 2009

  • The perfect man is gentle
    And never cruel or mean.
    He has a perfect smile
    And is always neat and clean.

    The perfect man likes kids
    And will raise them by your side.
    He will be a caring father,
    And good husband to his bride.

    The perfect man loves cooking.
    He will clean and vacuum, too.
    He'll do what's in his power
    To show his love for you.

    The perfect man is sweet,
    Writing poems with your name.
    He's a best friend to your mother
    And will kiss away your pain.

    He never makes you cry
    Nor caused you hurt in any way.
    To hell with this endless poem --
    The perfect man is gay.
    a_and_j_momma

    Answer by a_and_j_momma at 1:04 AM on Aug. 13, 2009

  • Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
    a_and_j_momma

    Answer by a_and_j_momma at 1:07 AM on Aug. 13, 2009

  • But if, by some miracle, they actually found the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged across two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE RUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THIS HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS....

    I'm sorry... what did you ask me?
    a_and_j_momma

    Answer by a_and_j_momma at 1:08 AM on Aug. 13, 2009

  • Man to wife: ''Boy, you are getting old, look at all the wrinkles you are getting!''
    Wife: ''They aren't wrinkles, they're laugh lines!''

    Man: ''Nothing is that freakin' funny!!'''
    a_and_j_momma

    Answer by a_and_j_momma at 1:16 AM on Aug. 13, 2009

  • A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

    A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from China."

    The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."
    a_and_j_momma

    Answer by a_and_j_momma at 1:25 AM on Aug. 13, 2009

  • Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.

    Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"

    His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."

    Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"
    a_and_j_momma

    Answer by a_and_j_momma at 1:29 AM on Aug. 13, 2009

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