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What are your favorite curse word replacers?

It comes in handy when you are around kids during stressful times
Oh shit!=scheisse(german version)
son of bitch= son of a bee gee gun
God Damn it!= gosh darn it and dawg gone it
Aww fuck=fiddle sticks!

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 9:38 PM on Aug. 14, 2009 in General Parenting

Answers (41)
  • doodie head= shit head
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:40 PM on Aug. 14, 2009

  • My son says son of a biscuit eater instead of son of a bitch.
    jesse123456

    Answer by jesse123456 at 9:43 PM on Aug. 14, 2009

  • freaking-fuckn
    kaka- is shit in southren french, sounds like cock-cock
    damn=dang
    bitch- bizznich
    ggiovanni

    Answer by ggiovanni at 9:43 PM on Aug. 14, 2009

  • son of a beach
    son of a bee sting
    Frick


    jfblaine

    Answer by jfblaine at 9:44 PM on Aug. 14, 2009

  • the f word- fudge, oh shit- aw shart, and damn it- dang it or gosh dang it
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:44 PM on Aug. 14, 2009

  • frick
    heck
    dang it
    crap/crud
    Fallaya

    Answer by Fallaya at 9:47 PM on Aug. 14, 2009

  • Razzlefrazzlezagabadawitz. Razzle-frazzle-zaga-bada-witz. By the time you get done saying it, you tend to be more in control. :)
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:50 PM on Aug. 14, 2009

  • to me fricken or friggen means darn it, dang it or damn. But man did my mother ever freak out when she first heard it come from my mouth. To her it's fu you. I told her if I wanted to say fu you not necessarily to her or about her, but in her presence that her presence wouldn't stop me.

    has any one ever heard of fricking or fricken?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:56 PM on Aug. 14, 2009

  • Fudge
    shite
    heck
    dang
    I use all of those, Hubby uses the alternatives,lol
    MrsLeftlane

    Answer by MrsLeftlane at 10:29 PM on Aug. 14, 2009

  • frackin'
    fruit n fiber
    farvegnugen
    dag nab it
    LuvMyBoyzz

    Answer by LuvMyBoyzz at 10:32 PM on Aug. 14, 2009

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