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Is this about right?

Taoism:
Sh** happens.

Buddhism:
If sh** happens, it's not really sh**.

Islam:
If sh** happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism:
Sh** happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism:
Why does this sh** always happen to us?

Hinduism:
This sh** happened before.

Catholicism:
Sh** happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna:
Sh** happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism:
Send more sh**.

Atheism:
No sh**.

Jehova's Witness:
Knock knock, sh** happens.

Hedonism:
There's nothing like a good sh** happening.

Christian Science:
Sh** happens in your mind.

Agnosticism:
Maybe sh** happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism:
Let's smoke this sh**.

Existentialism:
What is sh** anyway?

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IhartU

Asked by IhartU at 12:04 PM on Aug. 16, 2009 in Religion & Beliefs

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Answers (12)
  • No shit LMAO!

    And Pastafarianism: Shit can't happen when you're wrapped tight by his noodly appendages.
    caitxrawks

    Answer by caitxrawks at 12:35 PM on Aug. 16, 2009

  • LOL....Yep, I think so...Thats too funny.
    momofsaee

    Answer by momofsaee at 12:06 PM on Aug. 16, 2009

  • mmk..
    necro1134

    Answer by necro1134 at 12:07 PM on Aug. 16, 2009

  • awesome! Pretty much accurate!
    punxruschicka

    Answer by punxruschicka at 12:19 PM on Aug. 16, 2009

  • I have a fond memory of my friend having this on a t-shirt and my dad reading it and laughing so hard I thought he was going to pass out. You know how people type 'ROFLMAO?' That was the only time I actually SAW someone do that! Very funny!
    Freela

    Answer by Freela at 12:51 PM on Aug. 16, 2009

  • Truth and humor in the same post. But you ARE multi-talented! I think I want the t-shirt!!
    witchqueen

    Answer by witchqueen at 1:21 PM on Aug. 16, 2009

  • ROFLMAO!


    Just so you know, coke coming out of your nose is not a pleasant sensation!

    beeky

    Answer by beeky at 1:53 PM on Aug. 16, 2009

  • ehhh i read this before.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:03 PM on Aug. 16, 2009

  • LMBO, love those.
    Amaranth361

    Answer by Amaranth361 at 2:36 PM on Aug. 16, 2009

  • lol, I seen this before, it's always funny to re-read it though :).
    xxhazeldovexx

    Answer by xxhazeldovexx at 3:57 PM on Aug. 16, 2009