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Grade School songs - may be offensive

Can you remember any of those silly, sometimes sick songs from grade school? There's one my friend knew but I can't recall! Something about "tinkle tinkle little dick" Anyone know it?

Or "Joy to the world, my teachers dead. I bar-b-q-ed her head. What happened to the body, I flushed it down the potty and round and round it goes."

What odd songs did you learn when you were younger?

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Asked by Anonymous at 9:04 AM on Aug. 18, 2009 in Just for Fun

Answers (15)
  • apples on a stick just make me sick make my heart go 246 not because im dirty not because im clean not because i kissed the boy behind the scene hey girls you wanna have some fun here comes "so and so " with his pants un done he can wibble he can wabble he can do the twist but most of all he cant do this close your eyes and count to 10 .. 1, 2 , 3 ,4 , 5, 6 , 7, 8 , 9, 10 he is a big fat hen .

    Answer by Mrs.Owen86 at 9:07 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • McDonald's is your kind of place
    they serve you rattlesnakes
    frenchfries up your nose
    that's why no one goes

    forgot the rest of it

    Answer by boredmom44 at 9:08 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
    Mutilated monkey feet, itsy bitsy birdy feet
    French fried eyeballs rolling down the dirty street
    And I forgot my spoon

    Answer by missanc at 9:12 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • No body likes me everybod y hates me guess I'll go eat worms....

    Answer by NewTakeOnLife09 at 9:15 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • -Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss the fella. Made a mistake, kissed a snake, how many doctors will it take? 1, 2, 3, etc (I think this was a jump-rope one)

    -There's a place in France where the nakes ladies dance, there's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all (I told this one to another girl in 3rd grade and she told the teacher on me)

    For some reason, I am blanking out and cannot think of any more right now. It's been a long time since I was a little kid, lol. I'll come back later if I remember some of the others.

    Answer by vicesix at 9:18 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • Where I live, this was:

    Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
    Mutilated monkey meat, chopped up baby birdy feet
    A big brown jar of ooey-gooey porpoise pus
    Oops, I forgot my spoon!

    Answer by SWasson at 9:21 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • I learned it, there's a place in france where the naked ladies dance. There's a whole in the wall where the monkey's see it all but the men don't care 'cause they're in their underwear.

    Also, Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. I liked it there. I loved it there, there were worms there. Worms are crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once .....

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:22 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • There was also:
    Ta-ra-ra boom-de-ay
    We have no school today,
    Our teacher passed away,
    She died of tooth decay.
    We threw her in the bay,
    She scared the fish away.
    Now she's not coming out,
    She smells like sauerkraut.

    Answer by SWasson at 9:22 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • How about:

    You're a super sonic idiotic disconnected brain affected booger eatin' finger lickin' moron!

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:24 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • There was also the diarrhea song. All I can remember of that is:

    When you're driving in your car, you won't get very far,
    Diarrhea!-uh, uh, Diarrhea!

    Answer by SWasson at 9:24 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

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