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The Lie Clock? Edited...

> The Lie Clock

> A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
> Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

> He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

> St. Peter answered,
> 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you
> lie the hands on your clock will move.'

> 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

> 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating That she
> never told a lie.'

> 'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

> St. Peter responded,
> 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us
> that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life.'

> 'Where's Barrack Obama's clock?' asked the man.

> 'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 10:18 AM on Aug. 18, 2009 in Politics & Current Events

Answers (9)
  • Lol, that's a good one!
    BEXi

    Answer by BEXi at 10:20 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • ROFL good one
    tnmomofive

    Answer by tnmomofive at 10:21 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • rolling on floor

    Heather2001

    Answer by Heather2001 at 10:23 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • Haha.. I love it!
    my2loves0607

    Answer by my2loves0607 at 10:29 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • LOL
    MaryJane849

    Answer by MaryJane849 at 10:32 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • bouncing

    AllAboutKeeley

    Answer by AllAboutKeeley at 10:34 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • lmfao I've read that one before.. except it wasn't obama.. it's mccain or bush
    kittenripmaygo

    Answer by kittenripmaygo at 10:39 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it was kitty
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:12 AM on Aug. 18, 2009

  • I love it!! I emailed it!
    yourspecialkid

    Answer by yourspecialkid at 12:49 PM on Aug. 18, 2009

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