> The Lie Clock
> A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
> Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
> He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
> St. Peter answered,
> 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you
> lie the hands on your clock will move.'
> 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
> 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating That she
> never told a lie.'
> 'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
> St. Peter responded,
> 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us
> that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life.'
> 'Where's Barrack Obama's clock?' asked the man.
> 'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
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