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Wrong hole! Wrong hole!

I use to be able to say I have never had anything "exciting" happen to us in bed (besides phenomenal & orgasmic sex), but last night we had a mishap. Any one else have an "oops" moment in the boudoir?

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MythicMMM

Asked by MythicMMM at 5:17 PM on Aug. 24, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • NOOOO lmao!!! Good laugh tho

    Did he dig up your dirt trail? Oh god OUCH
    kframpton

    Answer by kframpton at 5:18 PM on Aug. 24, 2009

  • HA! LMAO! Yes I have.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:18 PM on Aug. 24, 2009

  • Nope. lol. Omg. xD
    I've had it where my DH TRIED to do an "oopsie" but he failed. lol. Omg.
    K_Sawyer

    Answer by K_Sawyer at 5:19 PM on Aug. 24, 2009

  • If you're talking about what I think you are, I've had one of those too! He was apologizing so much, it made me laugh after awhile.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:19 PM on Aug. 24, 2009

  • one time we were facing each other and i farted on his balls, it smelled so bad he lost his erection, i laughed so hard i peed on him......i lost contron of everything that night
    LOL
    Bjoycassell

    Answer by Bjoycassell at 5:20 PM on Aug. 24, 2009

  • Ew Bjoy
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:20 PM on Aug. 24, 2009

  • Lol, Once he was so drunk he missed completely....I didn't have the heart to tell him he was humping the poor cat.


    For Obvious reasons, I'm going Anon on this one!

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:21 PM on Aug. 24, 2009

  • Ummmm ours aren't mishaps most times...can't wait to see what kinda responses that gets :)
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:22 PM on Aug. 24, 2009

  • It wasn't so much an oops as just a funny moment. I had a few drinks and was feeling tipsy. So we did our thing and when we were done, I mean the second we were done, I passed out. I thought I heard him laughing at me and when I asked him the next morning, he said it was because of that!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:22 PM on Aug. 24, 2009

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

    i just about had my baby laughing at those comments

    and yes oopsies HURT
    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 5:23 PM on Aug. 24, 2009

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