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make me laugh!

I'm in the mood to laugh...whatcha got? pics, funny video, whatever! I'm not easily offended so no worries about subject or language :)

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mrs_pulley

Asked by mrs_pulley at 9:37 PM on Aug. 29, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • Did you hear about the guy that had his left side amputated, but he's all right?
    Bmat

    Answer by Bmat at 9:37 PM on Aug. 29, 2009

  • This guy goes to the psychiatrist and says, doc, sometimes I think I'm a teepee and sometimes I think I'm a wigwam. Doc says, don't worry, your'e just too tense.
    writeon

    Answer by writeon at 9:44 PM on Aug. 29, 2009

  • two muffins in the oven , one says, "I think we're gonna burn in here!"
    the other muffin screams "AAAAAAAGGG, a talking muffin!"
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:47 PM on Aug. 29, 2009

  • two pretzels were walking down the road and one was a-salted

    What kind of socks do pirates wear? Argyle :)
    Drewlove

    Answer by Drewlove at 9:48 PM on Aug. 29, 2009

  • lmfao I like that muffin one.


    Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

    "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

    "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
    "Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
    kittenripmaygo

    Answer by kittenripmaygo at 10:17 PM on Aug. 29, 2009

  • two muffins in the oven , one says, "I think we're gonna burn in here!"
    the other muffin screams "AAAAAAAGGG, a talking muffin!"


    you told that one last night. its not funny at all. SUCKS
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:18 PM on Aug. 29, 2009

  • I was on my hands and knees this morning scrubbing my kitchen floor with a vengeance never known to man when my thirteen month old son walked into the middle of the kitchen looked at me then he looked at the floor then he stuck his fingers right down his throat and made himself throw up. I couldn't help but laugh in a hysterical way, it was one of the WTF just happened moments. The only thing I could think of was he thought the floor was TOO clean.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:28 PM on Aug. 29, 2009

  • haha thanks for the smiles! I really like the vomit story- what are these kids thinking?
    mrs_pulley

    Answer by mrs_pulley at 10:47 PM on Aug. 29, 2009

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3yhE5dld4Y

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrpdkRU-rhE

    Heres 2 funny vids. I hope you like.
    heathersmomm500

    Answer by heathersmomm500 at 11:39 PM on Aug. 29, 2009

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