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Im such a rebel.. i leave a message before the beep :).

its so stupid but i love it lol
anyone else have any stupid but funny quotes (sp?)
they like

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19bubbles91

Asked by 19bubbles91 at 12:32 AM on Aug. 30, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • sorry very bored and cant sleep
    i tryed
    19bubbles91

    Answer by 19bubbles91 at 12:37 AM on Aug. 30, 2009

  • Lol, that's cute, I've never heard it before!

    Unfortunately, I'm much too wasted to think of a funny quip.............
    srhmldndo

    Answer by srhmldndo at 12:41 AM on Aug. 30, 2009

  • The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

    Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

    I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

    Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
    Mrs.Owen86

    Answer by Mrs.Owen86 at 12:45 AM on Aug. 30, 2009

  • I'm such a rebel I get in the 10 items or less line with 15 items. By the time I get them on the conveyer belt I figure there's no going back. It always works.
    ItsMeGigi69

    Answer by ItsMeGigi69 at 12:47 AM on Aug. 30, 2009

  • "De-ja Moo... the feeling you've heard all this bull before!"

    That is my all time favorite from my Creative Writing Teacher when we were reviewing for finals in my senior year of high school. She did a new quote everyday, but that one always stuck with me!
    Kenre

    Answer by Kenre at 12:48 AM on Aug. 30, 2009

  • lol itsmegigi69 vey nice
    19bubbles91

    Answer by 19bubbles91 at 12:48 AM on Aug. 30, 2009

  • You laugh because I'm different...
    I laugh cause I just farted!

    What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? --- 'Hold my purse.

    Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
    He told me to quit going to those places.

    I wanna be a stamp, because that's the only way i'll ever get licked...

    Never argue with an idiot...People watching won't be able to tell the difference.


    Im bored too if you cant tell LOL
    Mrs.Owen86

    Answer by Mrs.Owen86 at 12:48 AM on Aug. 30, 2009

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