I remember when we had moms on telling jokes and sharing fun stuff and even the one anon that woud post riddles. What happened?
Two brothers are getting ready for school. One boy is sitting down, having a bowl of Corn Flakes, the other is frantically looking for an item for show-and-tell. "I know I put it here somewhere" he says. He then remembers that he put it in the kitchen for safe keeping the night before. He dashes for the kitchen and stops at his brother, still eating his cereal. "Hey, you found my scab collection."
That one made me gag a little
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After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, Well I'll be damned! Here's a picture of my pappy. He bought the picture, but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. So one day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed... "So that's the ugly bit*h he's runnin' around with?!"
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