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Ugh I cant sleep . Anyone have any good jokes?

You might be a redneck if you think the last words of the 'Star Spangled Banner' are 'Gentlemen! Start your engines!'


Tee Hee

 
Mrs.Owen86

Asked by Mrs.Owen86 at 6:06 AM on Sep. 8, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • LOL ! thehairnazi!!!!

    Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
    A. Anyone can roast beef.
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 10:07 AM on Sep. 8, 2009

  • if at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you.
    thehairnazi

    Answer by thehairnazi at 7:09 AM on Sep. 8, 2009

  • Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?
    A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 10:07 AM on Sep. 8, 2009

  • You should always give 100% at work...
    12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 10:08 AM on Sep. 8, 2009

  • Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
    A. The taste!
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 10:09 AM on Sep. 8, 2009

  • Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs that can swim across a pool?
    A. Clever Dick
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 10:09 AM on Sep. 8, 2009

  • Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
    A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 10:10 AM on Sep. 8, 2009

  • Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
    A. Because they taste funny.
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 10:12 AM on Sep. 8, 2009

  • Q. What do your boss and a slinky have in common?
    A. They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.

    That's all I got courtesy of:
    http://www.lotsofjokes.com/quick_jokes.asp
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 10:13 AM on Sep. 8, 2009

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