Hi, it's Francine... your vagina. It seems sort of silly to introduce myself since we are so close. Or at least I thought we were, but then I had to go and read on the Internet that you are having yet another kid. That’s right, I read the Internet. I have to do something when you’re breastfeeding 42 kids.
OK, that was a little harsh. But I’m a tad upset. I mean, 19 kids? 19?! It seems like every time I finish pushing out one kid, another is lined up.
Let me get real with you here, Michelle. There’s simply no way you can give each of those kids the personal attention he needs. You’re too busy making and popping out kids to pay attention to the ones who aren’t currently latching. And using your older children as surrogate parents is a recipe for immature behavior down the road. You’re robbing them of their childhoods by making them mini mommies and daddies.
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