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How are you tonight? Random thoughta anyone?

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Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

 
Mrs.Owen86

Asked by Mrs.Owen86 at 4:31 AM on Sep. 11, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (18)
  • wide awake with nothing better that you want to do!?? lol
    07lilmama1108

    Answer by 07lilmama1108 at 5:00 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
    Mrs.Owen86

    Answer by Mrs.Owen86 at 4:31 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

    Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

    Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

    Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

    Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

    If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

    Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

    How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

    If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
    Mrs.Owen86

    Answer by Mrs.Owen86 at 4:32 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • Lesson in Worms

    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
    The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
    The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
    The third worm was put into a jar of sperm
    The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
    After one day, these were the results:
    The first worm in alcohol - dead.
    Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
    Third worm in sperm - dead.
    Fourth worm in soil - alive.
    Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms.
    Mrs.Owen86

    Answer by Mrs.Owen86 at 4:36 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • Thank you so much for making me laugh. I needed it. Oh and I find it funny that as soon as people find out you have cancer, they ALL START CALLING AT ONCE!!! Damn! I have been on the phone all damn day and couldn't wait to come here and just read stuff instead of hearing stuff. I shouldn't sound so ungrateful ,but the same people that have been invited to birthday parties never come but yet they find it necessary to call when they think you are dying.THIS IS MY RANDOM THOUGHT!
    ItsMeGigi69

    Answer by ItsMeGigi69 at 4:48 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • Aww hugs hun.
    Id call even if nothing was wrong.
    I just talk to much lol people avoid me sometimes lol
    Mrs.Owen86

    Answer by Mrs.Owen86 at 4:49 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • LMAO! Thanks for the laugh!!!! I needed it!
    07lilmama1108

    Answer by 07lilmama1108 at 4:50 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • netime
    how have you been??
    Mrs.Owen86

    Answer by Mrs.Owen86 at 4:50 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • I have less than 3 weeks and my husband FINALLY comes home!!!! I'm SOOOOO excited yet super busy!!!
    cleaning the house, running more errands than ever (insurance and hospital aren't doing their job taking care of my bill....) and now I'm trying to get my hair colored and such so I can look absolutely stunning when he sees me for the first time in basically 15 mos!!!
    07lilmama1108

    Answer by 07lilmama1108 at 4:54 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • how about yourself?
    07lilmama1108

    Answer by 07lilmama1108 at 4:54 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

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