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Cat vs. vibrator who would win

Cats

Strengths: Cats are highly evolved predators with lightning reflexes, enormous speed and sharp claws and teeth.

Weaknesses: Vibration, apparently. Also, they have been known to get freaked out by laser pointers.

Special Abilities: Night vision and pouncing. And before you scoff at pouncing, keep in mind that the playful jump typically breaks a mouse's back.

Sex Toys

Strengths: Sex toys are built to withstand repeated, often intense visits to the alcoves of the human body. A cat's body should be no match.

Weaknesses: Not being able to attack would probably seriously hamper a sex toy's ability to challenge a cat. Basically, like the turtle, sex toys can only hole up and hope the cat gets tired or bored.

Special Abilities: If you put some Energizer batteries in those things, they can last forever.

Victory: Sex toys.

 
Jademom07

Asked by Jademom07 at 11:34 AM on Sep. 11, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (13)
  • Plus vibrators don't USUALLY have claws...well I suppose there might be some that...no, I'm not going there!
    pagan_mama

    Answer by pagan_mama at 11:42 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • You're not comparing cat to vibrators b/c you like to masturbate with either one are you, b/c they have nothing in common, ones a living thing and one is mechanical....No relation stupid evaluation!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:36 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • lol thats funny
    chrstny88

    Answer by chrstny88 at 11:36 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • huh? Sorry I didn't get it,lol
    MrsLeftlane

    Answer by MrsLeftlane at 11:36 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • oh anon ur just jealous u didnt come up with something funny
    chrstny88

    Answer by chrstny88 at 11:37 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • Hahahahaha I'm very funny, just not stupid and ignorant!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:38 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • so having fun is stupid and ignorant huh?
    chrstny88

    Answer by chrstny88 at 11:41 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • Nope it was something I came across in my e-mail and thought it was humorous. Sorry anon if your sense of humor doesn't match mine.
    Jademom07

    Answer by Jademom07 at 11:41 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • LOL. Thanks for the fun laugh today. I think i'll email this to my hubby!!!
    citymama707

    Answer by citymama707 at 11:45 AM on Sep. 11, 2009

  • Funny, haha? or funny peculiar? Or just wierd. I don't like cats.
    Dumb......
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:02 PM on Sep. 11, 2009

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