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LOL! These are hysterical. Picked my mood right up. Got this from an email I received.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.
'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '

And they say blondes are dumb....
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you........
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strengt

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K_Sawyer

Asked by K_Sawyer at 12:24 AM on Sep. 18, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • Q: Why do little boys whine?
    A: They are practicing to be men.
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    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
    A: Trustworthy..
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    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
    A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'



    K_Sawyer

    Answer by K_Sawyer at 12:26 AM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • LOL those are cute.
    Today my SO came home from work late, I was giving DD a bath so I had him sit in the bathrom with her while I heated up his dinner. I at one point said you can take her out now (shes 21 mo) & wipe her down & put a diaper on her. He calls back "how do I dry her" I was like seriously your asking me this!
    After he got her all dry he tried to put a diaper on her but did it wrong so he had her come running to me while she was tugging at hit yelling off off he put it on backwards! Ugh men
    Mel30248

    Answer by Mel30248 at 12:30 AM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • Oops! One of them was cut off.
    The last one - praying: Dear Lord,
    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
    Love to forgive him;
    and Patience for his moods.
    Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
    I'll beat him to death.
    AMEN

    LOL. That's the one I can relate to the most with my DH. :D
    K_Sawyer

    Answer by K_Sawyer at 12:31 AM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • those were not funny.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:32 AM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • Thanks for the giggle. :)
    ItsMeGigi69

    Answer by ItsMeGigi69 at 12:33 AM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • Geez, chill out anon 32.
    To the op, hilarious, loved them esp the one that got cut off.
    2PreemieGirls

    Answer by 2PreemieGirls at 12:34 AM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • oohh! looks like we might have a male lurking in here. if not. get over it. if it wasn't even funny, why even bother commenting. sheesh.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:34 AM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • those were funny, and Anon :32, get over it, you have no sense of humor, you can't help it, but do not inflict it on the rest of us. If you don't like it, just pass on by.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:37 AM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • LOL....thanks for my morning laugh. :)
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 10:08 AM on Sep. 18, 2009

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