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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the squirrels it could be done

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 6:27 PM on Sep. 18, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • chickens are just smarter than aquarrels. b/c they wiill get in the middle of the damn road, look at you, start running in wild circles and going back and forth in a 2 foot range...hahahahahaha! aquarrels are really dumb. chickens just run ..smart things!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:29 PM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • squarrrels**
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:30 PM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • squirrrels lmfao cant spell
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:30 PM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • skurlz
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:30 PM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • Why did the puppy cross the road?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:31 PM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • Squirrels seem to get bewildered. They'll stop and then change directions. Chickens don't seem to get the concept of being scared and moving out of the road. At least squirrels move away, you're just never sure which way.
    Bmat

    Answer by Bmat at 6:32 PM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • the puppy crossed the road because it saw a car comming
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:33 PM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • Don't tell my two and a half year old Jumpy Squirrel from Curious George is the road rug.
    07upsydaisy

    Answer by 07upsydaisy at 6:34 PM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • The puppy crossed the road, because it was stapled to the chicken.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:34 PM on Sep. 18, 2009

  • how did the puppy get stapled to the chicken?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:39 PM on Sep. 18, 2009

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