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A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer it to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%.

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Krystal.Ingalls

Asked by Krystal.Ingalls at 11:22 PM on Sep. 19, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

    She and her husband were ecstatic.

    When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.
    Krystal.Ingalls

    Answer by Krystal.Ingalls at 11:22 PM on Sep. 19, 2009

  • LOL. I loved that.
    MommyLee08

    Answer by MommyLee08 at 11:25 PM on Sep. 19, 2009

  • HAHAHA!!!
    pagan_mama

    Answer by pagan_mama at 11:51 PM on Sep. 19, 2009

  • lololol
    looovemybabies

    Answer by looovemybabies at 12:04 AM on Sep. 20, 2009

  • LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    dennysgirl07

    Answer by dennysgirl07 at 1:31 AM on Sep. 20, 2009

  • OMG....that is soooo bad! LOLOLOL!!!
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 1:26 PM on Sep. 20, 2009

  • LOL!
    bhwrn1

    Answer by bhwrn1 at 8:11 PM on Sep. 20, 2009

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