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any one got any white people jokes? (dont read if you're easily offended) btw im white

i was watching king of the hill this morning and bobby wanted to do stand up comedy and he was trying to find white people jokes and he couldnt find any, he did say one 'im so white during the riots i went out and BOUGHT a TV' but i realized... there arent many white people jokes. so i googled it and found some, and im sure what i found are the only ones in existance ;]

i guess white people arent funny!


What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A taxi.

Why did the white man cross the road?
Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.

What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?
"Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!"

What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city?
A Maryland championship.

 
pookipoo

Asked by pookipoo at 2:50 PM on Sep. 21, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (13)
  • What do you get when you put 32 rednecks in a room?

    A full set of teeth.
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 10:02 AM on Sep. 22, 2009

  • What do you call a mob of white people in Detriot burning down the city?
    A hockey victory.



    What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
    The NBA

    What do you call a white guy on "Jeopardy?"
    A contestant.

    What did the white guy see when looking at his family tree?
    A straight line.

    What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions?
    He writes a letter.

    What does a white man do at the club?
    Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin' & grindin' with all of his fine white girls


    What do you call a white man in court?
    The lawyer.

    What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs?
    File a lawsuit.

    pookipoo

    Answer by pookipoo at 2:51 PM on Sep. 21, 2009

  • How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?
    He walked in and payed for it.
    pookipoo

    Answer by pookipoo at 2:51 PM on Sep. 21, 2009

  • I like the NBA one - that one was funny.

    Shucks now I'm late for my hair appointment. LOL
    Ladybugkisses76

    Answer by Ladybugkisses76 at 2:54 PM on Sep. 21, 2009

  • Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
    It's hard to find them in the snow.

    What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm?
    Pimp.

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:54 PM on Sep. 21, 2009

  • i dont get the sheep one? :[

    i hate it when i dont get jokes! lol
    pookipoo

    Answer by pookipoo at 3:08 PM on Sep. 21, 2009

  • those are mostly lame, and I don't get the sheep joke either.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:20 PM on Sep. 21, 2009

  • What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm?
    Pimp.
    _____
    More of a Scottish joke than solely a white joke.
    Princessofscots

    Answer by Princessofscots at 3:20 PM on Sep. 21, 2009

  • Those are funny! Thanks for explaining the sheep one.
    Pnukey

    Answer by Pnukey at 5:41 PM on Sep. 21, 2009

  • nba and receipt ones were funny
    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 6:51 PM on Sep. 21, 2009

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