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Can someone make me laugh? I am having one of those nights and I can really use something to take my mind off things

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JAJA_Steele

Asked by JAJA_Steele at 2:04 AM on Sep. 23, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • I'm sending you an invite...I have some funny videos on my page that help me when I'm havin a hard time...the Dot from Mad tv videos are the best! (((HUGS)))
    chocolatluver

    Answer by chocolatluver at 2:07 AM on Sep. 23, 2009

  • why do blondes not like to make chocolate chip cookies?
    BUSYLOVINGHIM

    Answer by BUSYLOVINGHIM at 2:10 AM on Sep. 23, 2009

  • aww thanks hun I look forward to seeing them
    JAJA_Steele

    Answer by JAJA_Steele at 2:10 AM on Sep. 23, 2009

  • busy I don't know ????????????
    JAJA_Steele

    Answer by JAJA_Steele at 2:11 AM on Sep. 23, 2009

  • because they dont like to deshell m&m's
    BUSYLOVINGHIM

    Answer by BUSYLOVINGHIM at 2:12 AM on Sep. 23, 2009

  • why do blodes not like making koolaid?
    BUSYLOVINGHIM

    Answer by BUSYLOVINGHIM at 2:13 AM on Sep. 23, 2009

  • because they cant fit the 8 cups of water in the koolaid package.
    BUSYLOVINGHIM

    Answer by BUSYLOVINGHIM at 2:17 AM on Sep. 23, 2009

  • A police pulled a man over and said "sir did you know that you are going 20 miles over the speed limit?" and the man answers, "No officer i did not." and his wife says, "yes you did I've been telling you that for the last 20 minutes." and the man yells "Shut up!" and the officer says, "Well did you know that your liscense plate is expired?" and the man answers "no officer i did not."

    And the wife says "yes you did I've been telling you for three months to get it updated!" and the husband yells "Be Quite! or i'll tape it shut!" and the officer says "ma'm does he always talk to you like this?" and the wife answers "no only when he's drinking."
    Katrina3016

    Answer by Katrina3016 at 2:25 AM on Sep. 23, 2009

  • A cop pulls a man over on the road. He comes up to the side of the car and asks the man to roll down the widow. The man inside says,"Why did you pull me over?" and the cop responds "because you were speeding." and to that the man inside the car responds "Oh good, then your not going to look in the trunk."
    Katrina3016

    Answer by Katrina3016 at 2:26 AM on Sep. 23, 2009

  • Things people actually said in court, word for word:
    Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July fifteenth.
    Q: What year?
    A: Every year.

    Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
    A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

    Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
    A: Yes.
    Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    A: I forget.
    Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

    Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
    A: Oral.

    Q: How old is your son-the one living with you?
    A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
    Q: How long has he lived with you?
    A: Forty-five years.
    Katrina3016

    Answer by Katrina3016 at 2:29 AM on Sep. 23, 2009

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